I've developed a Pinterest addiction. This is not a joke. Nor does it imply that I'm doing a lot of baking and crafting, Instead, I spend hours scrolling through the "humor" section, clinking on links, and viewing things like a list of Joey and Chandler's 25 best friendship moments (despite the fact that I did not own a TV during Friends' entire run) or 96 amazing animal photos. During these hours I am neither grading papers, planning classes, talking to my family, nor getting to bed on time. I finally downloaded a program that lets me block webpages from myself. Yesterday I had Pinterest and Facebook blocked until 11:00 at night. Then I stayed up until 2:00 getting my fix anyway.
am 44 years old. I am a responsible adult. I have to download a
program, sarcastically called "Self Control," in order to get myself out
of the labyrinth of Pinterest time wasting. I'm pretty sure this is
not a good sign. So, Zoloft. You're doing awesome on the "Less Rage"
thing. But I need you to back off on the "Zoning out Takes Precedence
over Life" thing.