I was mad at my kids today.
So mad that I put CARROTS in the homemade chicken noodle soup. Screw you people and your incessant demands for only uncooked vegetables. Your whining and backtalk makes you ineligible for Special Mommy Soup that caters to your whims. Instead, we get soup the way MOMMY F---ING LIKES IT.
Luckily for them, I share their feelings about cooked tomatoes, or I would have totally put a can of those in there too. I almost did anyway, just to piss them off.
Does this qualify as passive aggressive?